I often get a lot of the same questions so I guess I should write down my sarcastic answers.
Why is your name so long? Ask my mom, because she wanted me suffer my whole school life when writing my name.
Why are you so skinny? Hmmm.... because you're fat and it makes me look skinny
Why are you so skinny even though you eat 3 times more than I do? Oh that's simple.... I have a million angry aliens living in my belly that would eat me alive if I don't eat.
Why do you sleep late? Because I am a vampire and when the sun rises that's when I sleep.
Why do you like ninjas? Because I am one.
I just feel like being sarcastic today.
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