My Ode to the Upcoming Brain and Spine Extraction Activity

brains, brains how will I examine thee?
I'll poke you and slice you....
and I'll do this all with glee.
It's your brain that I am thinking
I hope it gives you pain
While I'm dissecting.
Like voodoo with a little doll
Writhe in pain and curl into a ball!!!!


yes.... bitchy aren't I?

Apartment 429

To the ladies and gents that live there....

Thank you for putting up with me and my crazy rants, for the beer dates when I'm stressed, for dinners when I'm hungry, for the company when I'm lonely, for the laughter when I'm sad, for the advice when I'm confused, for the "i-told-you-so-moments" but didn't rub it to my face.

Thank you for being there.

my faith in men....

Other than my brothers and my dads (I have two)..... my faith in men is slowly diminishing.... like really. Don't believe the half-ass crap that they tell you, no matter how trustworthy they seem.

I want to shoot you right between the eyes and smile about it. No, not you... the other guy. The guy who said a bunch of crap. Yes you. May you die with a flea infestation on your nut sack down to your bung hole.

Watch out. I'm a bitch on PMS!!!!

Kidnapped!!!

While I was in the middle of studying, 2 ladies and 2 men took away my books and my bag and forcefully grabbed my hand... "You're coming with us, whether you like it or not!" I was kidnapped!!! Stuffed in a van & off to a place where two giant rats lived. The food they fed me were all non-nutritional. I was forced to ride a spaceship and escaped a galactic war, then we were on another spaceship trying to kill aliens in another galactic war. We arrived on earth and the kidnappers took me to a jungle and we rode on boats. Next we rode a yellow submarine and we were taken to an underground civilization. Then they took me on a train ride through a mountain, and then we rode on a broken down, jiggety car. The horror! We were chased by rolling boulder and zombies as we were trying to leave the mountain!

When we reached the town center I was forced to rob a bank!!! I was caught by the police and I tried explaining that i was forced but they didn't believe me. They threw me in jail and I was lucky I was able to attain a bottle of super powered water, one drink and I had super strength. Then I was able to break free, but the kidnappers knew where i was and alas, captured me again.

I was tortured! I walked for miles and miles. They spun me around and around in a teacup-like spinning chair. I think i died a little bit, maybe for 5 minutes.

Finally, I was able to get away from the kidnappers. Now I'm back home double time on studying.

Random Shiznit about Myself

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF

1. I hate clothes shopping but I love shoe shopping
2. I have good sense of direction
3. I don't follow any shows on TV but I follow a bunch online
4. I have a total of 6 brothers, full, half and step bros
5. I have no sisters
6. I don't know how to whistle
7. I hate writing academically but I will write for fun
8. I love my life and the people in it.
9. I believe in soulmates it doesn't mean that he/she is your lover but he/she can be your best friend. Soulmates doesn't mean the opposite gender.
   
10. I get anxious so much that I blank out sometimes
    

NINE THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY

1. Should I drop grad school?
2. WTF? Tell me what I need to know
3. What am I doing?
4. Excited for Nina's wedding
5. I can't find the article I need to read online
6. Grad school is a bitch
7. Anxiety attacks are a pain
8. This is complicated
9. I am ninja
   

EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART

1. Love
   
2. Honesty
3. Straightforward
4. Compassion
5. Spontaneity
6. Simplicity
7. Loyalty
8. Adventurous

SEVEN THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO FORGET.

1. My hometown
2. My roots
3. My family
4. My morals
5. My friends
6. I am strong, brave and beautiful
7. You
   

SIX THINGS YOU ARE OBSESSED ABOUT

1. My anime
2. My laptop
3. My organized closet
4. My personal journal
5. people putting their feet on the dashboard... I totally want to whack their feet. it just freaking grosses me out.
6. Ninjas
   

FIVE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.

1. F!ck you!!!
   
2. I like you a lot but this is getting way too complicated.
3. I need help.
4. You don't understand shit
5. Women make better ninjas
   

FOUR WEAKNESSES

1. Ramen
2. A guy who can dress really good and have my sense of humor
3. sad, puppy dog eyes
4. Samurais (Ninjas are way better)
   

THREE THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF

1. Failing at anything I do
   
2. Snakes and lizards
3. A ninja will come and assassinate me
   

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

1. Making a difference in the world, even for a tiny bit
   
2. Be a ninja
   

ONE CONFESSION

1. Ninja is my favorite word

Unachievable???

When your goal, your dream is unachievable because someone or something tells you you're not good enough and stops you point blank at getting that goal, then what happens?

Weddings wedding.....

Ah wow, so many weddings this year. Am I really at that age where all my peers are getting married?

3 classmates recently got engaged.
3 relatives getting married including my brobot
4 friends got/getting married....

dang, so many.... But I am so happy for each and everyone..... now my problem.... so many gifts to buy!

May God bless each and everyone of you with abundant blessings in your (future) union